Ok, there is a slip in my box.  I do have a package, but the Post Office is closed for lunch. 

Aaaargh!  I'm going postal here.  Whoever heard of a Post Office closing for lunch?  Now I can't get my package. 

I should have known this place was weird when I saw the Police Department and Post Office was in the same building.

Get this though.  Often there is noone at the Police Dept.  I should know.  Dolla couldn't get anyone to get a dead bird off her windshield one day.   Nobody home.  Can you believe that?  Then when she finally did see an officer weeks later, she told him about it.  He laughed and said he was in there and just didn't open the door when he saw her coming.