The Harley Works
The Bed Fight
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Harley:  Finally finished this bed.  I think I'll try it out before the others find me.  I never can shake those bloodhounds.  Maybe I can get some peace and quiet.

Papoose (from the other room): Harley!  Where is that girl?  Has anybody seen Harley?

Models: Nope.  Not in awhile.

Harley:  Darn.  Poose is looking for me.   I hope she doesn't think to come in here.  This feels so good.

Papoose: I guess I'll just get Vea so we can change and go.  Let's go Vea.  We can change on the set where the bed is.

Papoose:  Oh, no you don't.  We're supposed to be going out.
Veronica:
If anybody is going to sleep, it's me.  I've worked hard.  I thought we were selling this bed.
Harley:
 I knew this was too good to be true.  Stop!  I'm tired.

Harley:  Quit it before you pull me off this bed.  Somebody's going to get fired.  I'm not playing either.
Papoose:
 Un Unnn Vea, this bed is mine.  I've worked just as hard as you.
Veronica:
 Girl you can't fire anybody.  This is a partnership thang.  Keep dreaming.  Oops, no pun intended.  Ha Haaaaa!
Harley:  Stoooooooop!  Don't let me snatch a kink now.  No pun intended either Papoose.  Aaaaaah!

Papoose:  Yeah right!  I know you're not talking about somebody's hair.  Your buns are comin off this bed now.  And all pun is intended.
Harley:
 I was just kidding.  You have pretty kinks.  I mean hair.  Aaaah!
Vea:
 Heee Heeeeee Heeeeee!  
(Vea is laughing so hard she hit the floor.)

Papoose:  Like Sampson, these locks have strength.  Eh heee!
Harley:  We're suppose to be going out.  Get up Papoose!  Besides, we're supposed to be selling this bed.  You're messing it up.
Papoose:
 Child please.  Nice try though.  Alright, let's get ready.  
(Vea is literally rolling on the floor laughing now.  She can't even talk.)

Papoose:  You girls look tired.  
Veronica:
 Sit still Poose.  Aaaah, this feels good.  Some rest at last.
Harley singing:
"Lean on me.  When you're not stro-ong.  I'll be...."
Papoose:
 Girl you are totally delirious.  Isn't that my line anyway?

Papoose:  I don't think we're going anywhere.
Veronica:  Just a few more minutes.  I still wanna go.
Harley (yawning):
 Me too.

Papoose:  See I knew we weren't going anywhere.
Harley:
 Just 5 more minutes.  (fading) Five more minutes.
Veronica (yawning):
Are we still going to sell this bed?
Harley and Papoose:
Vea?  SHUT UP!  And take off those shoes!
Veronica (quietly):
 Tee hee hee!

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