The Doctor's in the
House
 Harley:
Oh, dear Doctor. You're so... ooh. So you learned to be a therapist
in the military huh? You're such a strong looking Doctor. I need
an appointment.
Doctor: Young
lady, I haven't started my practice with civilians yet. I'm
still a military doctor. Annnd, haven't you heard about space
invasion? |
 Harley: Oh, but you must. I need
a husband. I mean I need help. It's crucial. Yes, I've
heard of space invasion. I love playing it. Nice video game.
But what does a video game have to do with anything?
Doctor: That's not what
I mean. You're invading my space.
Harley: Oh, but I can't
help it. I said I need help. |
 Dolla
Doll: Oh, Doctor. You're so... ooh. I really
need help. Do you have a minute?
Doctor: Uh, really I don't.
I have appointments. Valid ones. I'm not a civilian doctor
yet. Do you mind getting off my lap?
Dolla Doll: But you must
help me. There is no one else who can.
|
 Mallee: Oh, dear Doctor.
You're so... ooh. I don't know why I feel so down.
Doctor: How did you get
in here? I'm a military doctor, you know?
Mallee: Shhhh! We
won't tell anybody.
|
 Veronica: (standing) I hear
there's a new therapist in town. I'm going to see him today.
Papoose: (in jeans)Why
in the world to you need a therapist?
Veronica: I don't. But
I hear he's cute. And single. I'm ready for a husband. I
hate being alone.
MiKayna: Hmmm!
I could use an appointment before going to camp.
Veronica: You will not
be going anywhere looking like this. You'll scare the poor man. |
Doctor: What in
the world is the racket in the waiting room? Where is my secretary?
 Model:
Let go of my hair. I'm first. I need to see him.
Papoose: Get her Vea.
Models don't get first dibs. What does she think this line is
for?
Veronica: Out of our way.
The working girls are first.
Model: I am a working
girl. Where in the heck is Mikki.? I need her.
I thought she is supposed to look out for us models.
|
Mikki: Ooh, he sure is
cute. What a man. Wow! I have got to figure out how
to get in there before they do. I hear wedding bells.
Doctor: Man, am I glad
that one is gone. How do these girls find me? Who let's
them in my office? Who lets them on the base? They are sick. Real
sickos. What's that? I thought I heard someone. What
is going on in my waiting room? Man I have to get to Gayle's
house quick.
|
MiKayna: (on floor) Oh,
help, help. I feel faint. I need the doctor. Let me go
in first.
Veronica: Girl, you are
supposed to be at the salon and, he's not that type of doctor.
MiKayna: Oh. |
Harley: Oh, help, help.
I need a doctor. Please take me first.
Veronica: Move over
girl, I need him too.
Dolla Doll: But I need
him most. Let me...
Mikki, Mallee, MiKayna:
No me, me, me.
Doctor: Hey, wait. What
are you doing. Ladies, ladies...
|
Papoose: Look at them.
Throwing themselves at that man. I guess you wonder why I'm not huh?
That's because I have his number. Address too! He wants a
manicure. HeeHeeeee! Fools.
Doctor: HELP! GAYLE,
HELP!!! I think my hair is turning grey.
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